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They really know how to party up in Park City! After a scrumptious dinner try winding down with an evening of contemporary jazz, or crank it up a notch at a local dance club. Park City bars typically close at two a.m. Drive carefully, and please don't drink and drive...You want to get home don't you? As opposed to a few nights in our jail. Here are some of our nightspots... Lindzee O'Michael's on Main Street - Lindzee O'Michael's Broken Thumb 435-647-3932 Sports Bar Charlie's Place 435-649-7000 Cisero's 435-649-6800 Club Creation 435-615-7588 Dynamite Dom's 435-615-8457 Doc's 435-615-8040 Harry O's on Main Street - Harry O's Mileti's 435-649-8230 Mooses Pub 435-649-8600 Pub and Grill Mother Urban's 435-615-7200 J.B. Mulligan's 435-658-0717 No Name Saloon on Main Street - No Name Saloon O'shucks 435-654-3999 Timbers 435-649-2900 Wasatch Brewery 435-649-0900 Brewery and Grill The Wooden Dog 435-649-7100 Just a little to help break up your day: Subject: And that's when the fight started........ My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And that's when the fight started.... My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started.... I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started.... Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped out quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's when the fight started.... A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, "Holy Crap. That must be my husband!" So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband!" The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?" And that's when the fight started... I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Molson Canadian for $24.95. Instead, she bought a jar of face cream for $17.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the face cream. And that s when the fight started.... A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And that's when the fight started.... I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started.... My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" said my wife, "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And that's when the fight started.... After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for my SIN. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair20on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too." And that's when the fight started... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station. And that's when the fight started.... My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And that's when the fight started.... One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... Park City Discount Ski Lift Tickets Homestead & Snowbirds snowmobile Tours. 1 and 2 hour tours, 3 hour lunch and dinner tours, full day trips available. New snowmobiles, groomed trails and great meadows to play in. Longest season - November till the first of May. Snowmobile Adventures at Thousand Peaks  Voted "Utah's Best Snowmobile Adventure" - City Weekly. - Utah's Largest Private Ranch ( 60,000 acres ) with Highest tours (11,000') and Most snow (30') - "Snowmobile of the Year" Ski-doos, easiest to ride...only we've got them! …. Unbeatable Adventure! Snowmobile Adventures at Thousand Peaks Park City Snowmobile Adventures  Park City Snowmobile Adventures has exclusive rights to tour a private 9,000 acre preserve in Weber Canyon. This canyon provides high quality terrain and has been noted as “The Finest Snowmobiling Terrain in the Region”. Weber Canyon is an expansive area of alpine meadows and woodlands, resplendent with winter’s glory when the fir trees glisten with a fresh dusting of snow. Park City Snowmobile Adventures Park City Utah Grocery Delivery - Arrive to a fully Stocked Kitchen  The Grocery Girls is a Park City grocery delivery service. We'll do your shopping and stock your rental unit so that you can spend more time enjoying all that Park City has to offer on your vacation.  Welcome to our Park City Info web directory. We are proud to be able to bring you this website and we hope the park city utah information within is useful to you. If there is something not listed, please email us. Enjoy Park City as much as we do! This website is updated daily. Please feel free to contact us for personal assistance. Visitors Copyright © 1998 - 2010 Park City Information |